Some people work to cure cancer, others are fighting the war on poverty. Me? My selfless act is to help people spend money on stuff they need, like clothes and bags and makeup and, of course, killer shoes. But, that's not all. I like to eat. And complain (most specifically about how hard it is to be a mom). Oh, and obsess over the next perfect pair of shoes.
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
To Protect and Serve
Think of this little guy as the cleavage cop.
"Nothing to see here. Move along, peepers; move along."
More and more these days, clothing manufacturers act like they're fluffers on a porn movie set, starting buttons at mid-naval. Low-cut T-shirts gape obscenely like we're auditioning to be Hugh Hefner's new girlfriend.
I, for one, refuse to look cheap. Well that, plus, really I have no boobs, so it's like false advertising.
The Bosom Button preserves modesty and actually injects an extra bit of style into an outfit. Buy a trio of buttons for $25 or an individual one for $12. It's like a giant earring — just push it through the fabric and the girls don't have to be on display. Much chicer than a safety pin.
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4 comments:
That's completely awesome. Price tag seems a bit steep for a single button, but I suppose buying 3 takes some of the edge off.
Love the bit about false advertising-- I'm in the same boat!
This is actually a pretty awesome idea. Shirts nowadays are cut really low like you mentioned, or make you look like a Quaker. This is a nice fix.
How cute are those? Getting 3 sounds good because you will have the colors to go with different garments.
What a great idea. Some shirt buttons are definitely spaced weirdly and this would be a nice quick fix.
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