Jeans, Like You've Never Seen 'Em Before

Just when you think you've seen every kind of jean there is....Behold these two.

This is what happens when fancy-schmancy designers take on the ripped boyfriend jean — clean-cut slits. The Alexander Wang pair ($345) strikes me as something an uptight, not-quite-trendy-enough socialite would wear. I mock, but I kinda like 'em.

These Current/Elliott stiletto leopard print jeans. ($198) are fabulousness in skinny-jean form. Flat-out amazing. I don't have leopard in this form. Yet.