Tuesday, October 25, 2011
True Confession Tuesday
I am tired of laundry. Sick and tired of it.
So this weekend, during load 29, I found a few items in the hamper that made me dubious of their dirtiness.
"No way did she wear that one all day!" I said, eyeing a sweater that couldn't possibly have been on longer than 10 minutes since the temperatures recently dipped into the 60s for about, oh, 10 minutes.
So, I folded it up and put it back. I sense a reduced amount of laundry in my future.
Hey, don't judge me — I did sniff it first.
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I think polygamy is cool.
Oh, those polygamists get a bum rap. But those wives have got it goin' on.
Think about it, ladies, if you had the choice, wouldn't you rather have a wife instead of a husband? I mean, when I have the day off, I'm racing around, trying to mop the floor and do dishes and basically just work to keep the health inspector from shutting us down. When he's home? Yeah, he's making fantasy football deals or playing video games.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind me a sister wife.
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And the deepest, darkest one of all...... Once, the Tooth Fairy may have been a little short on cash and, uh, how do I put this? She may have recycled money from the piggy bank to pay for a tooth.