Husband Repelling Fashion

Back last year when Alexander Wang's collection featuring these shorts came out, I had a photo of 'em up on the computer.

My husband, who rarely offers any kind of fashion-y opinion and can barely buy his own clothes (forever plagued by indecision), declared them the "most hideous clothing item" he'd ever seen. Now, that's really saying something coming from him.

Well, call me the Husband Repeller, because I bought these bad boys on eBay and I love 'em and I think they make my legs look skinny and while I'm moderately flummoxed by what to pair with 'em, they are wicked cool to me.

Outfit: Anthro button-back top; La Mer leopard watch; Faryl Robin shoes.