Monday, August 10, 2009
You know you're getting old when.....
....you see a commercial for a MINI VAN on TV and say aloud, "Ooooooh" the way you used to appreciate Porsches.
....you utter — more than once — "BECAUSE I SAID SO!"
....you're on vacation by the beach and people are partying and you just want to shout at them to shut up.....and it's 10 p.m.
....the arrival of the new, 60-gallon recycling bin makes you giddy.
....you can no longer decipher song lyrics to the music the kids are listening to. But, in my defense, the Jonas brothers do kinda slur their words.
....granny panties start looking pretty darn comfortable.