Friday, September 23, 2011

Friday Shoe Haiku: Insanity



Someone take my temp.
I think I might be quite sick.
Bewitched by these sneaks.


Shoe n' Tell: These Isabel Marant sneakers are insane. Insane. I can't even type the price because it makes me pee a little every time I see it.

I am inexplicably drawn to them because every celeb I've seen in them (Kate Bosworth, Julianne Moore) has this cool, insouciant vibe. Yet, I know if I slipped them on, first of all, my feet would look ginormous. Then, people would probably expect me to break out into an old school rap song and say, "Yeah, boooooy." They are so, so wrong, and yet every time I see them I think, "Hmmmmm, what if....I sold a kid to buy them." And then I remember that none of my children would bring high three figures. Ha. I kid, CPS! I kid!