Saturday, January 9, 2010
With apologies to Jerry McGuire
Some Hot Dishes Mission Statement
I believe that...
• brownies should never, ever be frosted.
• the best purses are the smooshiest.
• that Nick never really loved Jessica.
• that "swag" is the coolest word in the English language, as well as a really good perk.
• that you can never have too many shoes.
• that cupcakes should be a food group.
• that bacon really does make everything better, even chocolate.
• a bird in the hand is worth...salmonella, most likely, which is why I wear latex gloves to handle raw meat.
• that children simultaneously make you feel young and suck the life force out of you.
• that Fluff is superior to Jet-Puffed marshmallow creme.
• that technology hates me.