Sunday, February 28, 2010

Something You Must Try

Today we interrupt our regularly scheduled frivolous programming for something of substance, something important, something so significant that it can truly change your life. Or, at the very least your breath.

We're talking toothpaste.

But not just any paste, oh no, this is Aquafresh Extreme Clean Whitening Mint Experience, a toothpaste so transformative that now that I've squeezed out my last drop — and I have regular ol' Aquafresh around — I must make a trip to Target in the pouring rain to get more. It is that amazing. It is that addictive.

The listed ingredient is sodium fluoride, but those wiley toothpaste people can't fool me — I know it's got crack in it. How else can you explain that I've been completely addicted ever since I tried it about a year ago? Once, I had to use my kids tooty-fruity/sour watermelon/cupcake-flavored toothpaste because I ran out, and my mouth actually felt dirtier than before I brushed. Well, that's the feeling I get every time I don't use the extreme clean stuff.

The peppermint flavor is incredibly strong — too much for some people — but after you're done brushing, your mouth almost feels like you've had a professional cleaning. Seriously.

Try it....if you dare.


Kiera said...

I've been using this for years now and all other toothpastes taste and feel so inadequate.
I can't even imagine the horror of using one of the kid-pastes.

sweetsy said...

This cracks me up as I have also had the unfortunate experience of HAVING to use my kiddo's toothpaste. YUCK-dirtier after is right;) I will have to check this out.