Thursday, September 24, 2009

When Mom Jeans Try To Be Cool

These are called Not Your Daughter's Jeans. Which is just a long name for Mom Jeans.

All the high-end stores are selling 'em, and Neiman is marketing them as cool and fashion-forward.

I'm sorry, but they're sooo not. See that not-in-a-good-trendy-way high waist? That's the same cut you'd find on $20 Wal-Mart jeans. And when the 98-pound, 6-foot-tall model wearing them still looks dowdy, there is no hope for us regular-size folk.

Thanks, but I'll stick to my low-rise jeans and just keep sucking in the gut.

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