Sunday, March 14, 2010
After my midlife crisis bonus ear piercings nearly six months ago, I continue to get recurring infections in the tippy-top hole.
My doc said I need to wear pure gold because those mixed-metal crap earrings I've been wearing could be part of the problem (my words, not hers). So, I bought some little 14K gold hoops for the two bonus holes. And then — because I've been in a hoop kind of mood and already wore the giant, Beyonce-sized ones the first time around — I went for more subtle, smaller ones.
But, they just don't look right all in one ear. A little too pirate-y. Ahoy, matey!