Some people work to cure cancer, others are fighting the war on poverty. Me? My selfless act is to help people spend money on stuff they need, like clothes and bags and makeup and, of course, killer shoes. But, that's not all. I like to eat. And complain (most specifically about how hard it is to be a mom). Oh, and obsess over the next perfect pair of shoes.
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
One For The Itty Bitties
I wasted a fair amount of my childhood/teendom wishing for boobs.
Why oh why couldn't that Judy Blume chant have worked?! (Refresher: "We MUST! We MUST! We MUST increase our BUST!") It didn't help that my brother and father once came home from the mall with a shirt reading "Objects beneath this shirt are larger than they appear."
Hardy har har.
But with age comes perspective — and not saggage when you've got nanoboobs. It took many years, but hey, I'm fine with that. Because look at the cute things I can wear. This VPL bra would not work on someone who needs support.
Of course, the argument against this is, I don't have $145 worth of material to put in it.
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Oh Judy Blume! Why hath you forsaken me! And for the record, if you make the mistake while pregnant to say "nothing is worse than saggy A cups" you will in fact end up with such punishment.
Will the tee bra elevate your nanos to $145 worth?
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