Wednesday, February 9, 2011
One For The Itty Bitties
I wasted a fair amount of my childhood/teendom wishing for boobs.
Why oh why couldn't that Judy Blume chant have worked?! (Refresher: "We MUST! We MUST! We MUST increase our BUST!") It didn't help that my brother and father once came home from the mall with a shirt reading "Objects beneath this shirt are larger than they appear."
Hardy har har.
But with age comes perspective — and not saggage when you've got nanoboobs. It took many years, but hey, I'm fine with that. Because look at the cute things I can wear. This VPL bra would not work on someone who needs support.
Of course, the argument against this is, I don't have $145 worth of material to put in it.