Hoodies for Hoodlums

What is it about the humble hoodie?

I dunno, but I'm a sucker for 'em. Can't even count them up because I don't want to admit how many I actually have. At the risk of sounding like Forrest Gump's friend, I've got some fleece-lined hoodies, hoodie dresses, even a vest with a hood. Now I never actually put the hood on my head (but when I wore one to the airport, I totally got hood-checked!), but I like the security of knowing it's got my back.

There are, however, two styles not in my arsenal, nor will they probably ever be. Head Hoods are a funny idea, although the Grace Slick and Mr. T styles are especially disturbing. I'd totally go for the sock monkey, though.

Then there's a lighted hoodie. Just plain wacky.