Wednesday, May 12, 2010
To Protect and Serve
Think of this little guy as the cleavage cop.
"Nothing to see here. Move along, peepers; move along."
More and more these days, clothing manufacturers act like they're fluffers on a porn movie set, starting buttons at mid-naval. Low-cut T-shirts gape obscenely like we're auditioning to be Hugh Hefner's new girlfriend.
I, for one, refuse to look cheap. Well that, plus, really I have no boobs, so it's like false advertising.
The Bosom Button preserves modesty and actually injects an extra bit of style into an outfit. Buy a trio of buttons for $25 or an individual one for $12. It's like a giant earring — just push it through the fabric and the girls don't have to be on display. Much chicer than a safety pin.